It was undoubtedly that wealthy doctor, I thought. He probably bought a yacht for each of his kids and now MY kids wanted one too! If so, this keeping up with the "everybodies" was going to come to a screeching halt. Before I could organize my reply, my #1 daughter (age 15) added her bit, "Yes Daddy, why can't we each have our own boat!" Own! Each! Yikes! How many boats did these kids think we could have? I felt like immediately phoning Doc and telling him to stop creating problems for the average "Joe" in the neighborhood. Instead, I spoke what I thought were words of wisdom. "Now girls, we can't keep up with everybody. After all, we are just simple people and there are some things we just can't afford…". I was going to continue, but #1 daughter interrupted, "But Dad, you always write that everyone should build a boat for his kids, and that it isn't expensive. Besides, we want to be the first ones to have a boat of our own". That stopped me. It was true that I had often written, and in fact, had spoken and advocated that all fathers should build their kids a boat for their very own. I remembered also that I had advocated that "Pop" should get off his bottom, turn off the TV, and spend a few bucks for a set of boat plans. But that didn't apply to ME, did it? About this time, Mother entered. Now you fellows who are married can begin to read between the lines when she added, "Yes Dad, why don't you build the kids a boat? The exercise will do you good. Besides that, you've been watching too many ball games on TV anyway." Inwardly, I groaned! Again, you married guys can sympathize. Sure, you can stand up on your hind legs, let out a bellow, and tell them all to go to thunder! You can also have the "cold shoulder", eat TV dinners for a spell, and possibly sleep on a cold couch in the den for awhile. Let's face it, I was behind the proverbial "eight ball". I might as well give in gracefully and make the best of the situation and maybe even become the "good guy" in this little drama. |
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